Friday, April 10, 2009

Ethan Hawke on Kris Kristofferson

The latest issue of Rolling Stone has a great piece on Kris Kristofferson written by Ethan Hawke – yes, that Ethan Hawke, of 90’s slacker-movie, Training Day, and Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead fame. Hawke had wanted to film a documentary about Kristofferson, but settled for a long interview instead. He’s obviously a major fan, so the article is a very loving one, with plenty of early biographical information, old photos, and great song lyrics interspersed throughout.

Hawke opens the article with a story that’s worth the price of admission all by itself – although, as evidenced by numerous stories in the last few days, it has generated quite a bit of controversy.

*****

Standing backstage at the Beacon Theatre in New York, leaning against a crumbling brick wall in the dark, I could barely see Kris Kristofferson standing to my left. Willie Nelson was in the shadows to my right. Ray Charles was standing beside Willie, idly shifting his weight back and forth. A bit farther along the wall were Elvis Costello, Wyclef Jean, Norah Jones, Shelby Lynne, Paul Simon and respective managers, friends and family. Everybody was nervous and tight. We were there for Willie Nelson’s 70th birthday concert in 2003.

Up from the basement came one of country music’s brightest stars (who shall remain nameless). At that moment in time, the Star had a monster radio hit about bombing America’s enemies back into the Stone Age.

“Happy birthday,” the Star said to Willie, breezing by us. As he passed Kristofferson in one long, confident stride, out of the corner of his mouth came “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris.”

“What the fuck did you just say to me?” Kris growled, stepping forward.

“Oh, no,” groaned Willie under his breath. “Don’t get Kris all riled up.”

“You heard me,” the Star said, walking away in the darkness.

“Don’t turn your back to me, boy,” Kristofferson shouted, not giving a shit that basically the entire music industry seemed to be flanking him.

The Star turned around: “I don’t want any problems, Kris – I just want you to tone it down.”

“You ever worn your country’s uniform?” Kris asked rhetorically.

“What?”

“Don’t ‘What?’ me, boy! You heard the question. You just don’t like the answer.” He paused just long enough to get a full chest of air. “I asked, ‘Have you ever served your country?’ The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the fuck up!” I could feel his body pulsing with anger next to me. “You don’t know what the hell you are talking about!”

“Whatever,” the young Star muttered.

Ray Charles stood motionless. Willie Nelson looked at me and shrugged mischievously like a kid in the back of the classroom.

Kristofferson took a deep inhale and leaned against the wall, still vibrating with adrenaline. He looked over at Willie as if to say, “Don’t say a word.” Then his eyes found me.

“You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.

I shook my head.

“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”

*****

As I wrote, there has been some major controversy stirred up about the above; Toby Keith, the unnamed Star, vehemently denies that the incident ever took place, and in response, Kristofferson stated through his publicist that he doesn’t recall the exchange. Rolling Stone is standing by its story. Apparently, no one’s had the gumption to ask Willie what he remembers.

Controversy aside, the piece is a splendid tribute to a true American icon. It’s not online yet, but should be soon.

Photograph by David LaChappelle for Rolling Stone.

7 comments:

Tobybear said...

Toby, Kris and Willie all said it didn't happen. It was mentioned on one of the radio stations.

Ernie Branscomb said...
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Ernie Branscomb said...

(That was me that deleted the comment above. I modified it to read better in the light of day.)

I always liked kristofferson, I like his songwriting, and I like his music. Even if it really happened, some two-bit rumor monger doesn't have the right to report it.

Cristina said...

Tobybear, Kristofferson is taking the diplomatic high road; he didn't say it didn't happen, only that he doesn't remember it: "I would like to state for the record that I am friends with Ethan Hawke, Toby Keith and Tennessean reporter Peter Cooper. Although I do not remember the events at Willie's birthday party as reported in Rolling Stone, what does it matter? That was six years ago. I spoke to Ethan before I put out my statement and thanked him for the beautiful story he wrote for Rolling Stone and I also told him I did not recall the incident at Willie's birthday party. This is the last statement I will put out about this nonsense."

I found numerous references online to Willie's supposed denial, but I didn't find a direct quote. And I'm not going to spend my day looking for one, because I actually have work to do today.

I AM afraid that the controversy over the opening of the story will overshadow the rest of it, which really does contain some wonderful information about Kristofferson's life and work.

So, Ernie, "even if it really happened," when DOES someone have the right to report it, in your view?

Ernie Branscomb said...

I wrote a few dozen paragraphs on the things that I don’t feel should be reported. ( like how to build a bomb, and the color of some stars underwear) It began to sound like I was pandering to you, and derogatory toward the paparazzi. I’ll just leave it at that.

I meant no disrespect toward you, Cristina. You are one of our best reporters.

With you being a reporter, what are your personal standards for reporting the News?

Cristina said...

"Derogatory towards the paparazzi"?! Now, THAT was funny!

As for my own standards: it it's a stand-alone incident that's not "news" and not germane to the rest of the story, I won't include it. Like anyone else, I've heard plenty of exchanges that I might share with my friends, but that don't belong in a newspaper (or even a blog, for that matter).

The reason I didn't object to Hawke's inclusion of the story (assuming that the incident did, in fact, occur) was because it related directly to Kristofferson's own personal history (growing up in a military family, and having gone into the military himself), as well as the schisms within country music and in the nation's political landscape.

Toby Keith has a great sense of humor - I must admit I've enjoyed his appearances on "The Colbert Report" - but he also has a singularly bloodthirsty, Neanderthal view of problem-solving on a world scale, and it's the sort of thing that IMHO incites the worst in Americans - that ignorant don't-care-where-you-came-from-and-where-you've-been-and-hell-no-I'm-NEVER-gonna-learn-how-to-speak-another-language-because-we're-better-than-all-of-you provincialism that drives me up the wall. Frankly, I didn't mind seeing him called on it for once.

Even Clint Eastwood - lifelong Republican and ultimate movie hero - has, in the last 20 years or so, seriously questioned that last-man-standing-wins mindset. If you haven't seen "Gran Torino" yet, I highly recommend it. It's classic Clint until the end - and then it becomes an ultimate anti-Clint film (earlier Clint, anyway).

Well, I've digressed far enough and have to get back to work. Happy Easter!

Eric V. Kirk said...

According to the crazy British conspiracy theory guy Kristopherson is a lizard from another dimension disguising himself as a human being here to conquer us. Can't remember the guy's name but he's been quoted on KMUD a few times.